Just Breathe

Love yourself before you can love someone else

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wow he sure is hungry

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no no that’s just the way all kids eat cereal these days — face first

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i’m hip

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Blueberries piss me the fuck off

all1sees:

They’re BLUE.

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but mashed, they’re PURPLE??

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AND WHEN SKINNED, WE SEE THE INSIDES ARE GREEN?????

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WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK, BLUEBERRIES?!

thegreatestdistances

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vesley:

shout out to my mom for making the most perfect kid ever

congratulations to your sibling 

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The Seven Shittiest Sins

  • Greed: I want shit
  • Envy: I want your shit
  • Wrath: I'm going to wreck your shit
  • Lust: I'm into some freaky shit
  • Gluttony: This is some tasty shit
  • Sloth: I don't feel like doing shit
  • Pride: I am the shit

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