If you don't understand, good. You aren't supposed to

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transcendencemovie:

Yesterday Dr. Will Caster Was Only Human – follow Transcendence on Tumblr. Special 8pm screenings Thursday, April 17, starts everywhere Friday, April 18.

transcendencemovie:

Yesterday Dr. Will Caster Was Only Human – follow Transcendence on TumblrSpecial 8pm screenings Thursday, April 17, starts everywhere Friday, April 18.

ellendegeneres:

Ellen’s testing out her new Google Glass(es) that she got on Craigslist. It’s hard to tell, but she may have gotten ripped off.

g1ve-lov3-a-try:

e-sy:

clouted:

aurealia:

bloomai:

f-reska:

jeandrea:

wnslw:

vuox:

Literally he looks like he is making the unf noise.

bye

I’m gonna kms

This is just too much.

wow i cant even

goddamn he’s sex

fUCk me

i wanna fuck u


misunderstood-elephant thislittlefitty

g1ve-lov3-a-try:

e-sy:

clouted:

aurealia:

bloomai:

f-reska:

jeandrea:

wnslw:

vuox:

Literally he looks like he is making the unf noise.

bye

I’m gonna kms

This is just too much.

wow i cant even

goddamn he’s sex

fUCk me

i wanna fuck u

misunderstood-elephant thislittlefitty

I can’t imagine what you’re so afraid of. Get on your knees and we’ll pray it all away.

tarantulasinmyvagina:

llcooljofficial:

one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were

for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse

because i said dildo.

I got kicked out of year 2 because I made a comic entitled “super dildo” and it was a giant dildo that fought crime.

dorkshadows:

Date a boy who worships you. Date a boy with talent, intellect, and snark. Date a boy with an angel’s voice. Date a boy who knows more languages than you. Date a boy who can sing. Date a boy who can serenade you with music and roses. Date a boy who kisses the hem of your dress. Date a boy who’s tall, dark, and mysterious. Date a boy who can teach you. Date a boy who would kill and kill for you again. Date the phantom of the opera.

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i-want-to-meet-one-direction:

I wish i was that girl who thinks shes ugly but is actually really pretty but instead im that girl who thinks shes ugly and is actually ugly

intensional:

i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

pinkmansteddybear:


tiger-eyed-girl:

you-know-i-m-a-dreamer:

sinfulmachine:

it’s funny when people think high school students take things seriously because this is what we do

WHY IS THIS A THING

my friend did this last year and the principle saw him but instead of yelling at him he actually just laughed

HALLWAY SWIMMINGG

pinkmansteddybear:

tiger-eyed-girl:

you-know-i-m-a-dreamer:

sinfulmachine:

it’s funny when people think high school students take things seriously because this is what we do

WHY IS THIS A THING

my friend did this last year and the principle saw him but instead of yelling at him he actually just laughed

HALLWAY SWIMMINGG

(Source: copyranter)

medicharn:

Me when i see a cute boy

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intensional:

i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word